Master J
Gender: Male
Location: Colorado Springs
Relationship: Single
Orientation: Straight
Children: Maybe Someday
Body Type: Slim / Slender
Height: 5'10"
Religion: Catholic
Ethnicity: Latino / Hispanic
About Me: Well, I suppose I should start by saying that I really like to bowl. I've been bowling for about 15 months, and it is pretty much all I do, every day. My league average on Saturday morning is 180; my average on Sunday afternoon is 179. I have three 8-pin no-tap 300 games (including two back-to-back). I know, it's not that big of an accomplishment, but I'm still proud of them because I was the only person in my bowling class to get even one. I also really like NASCAR, i've been a fan since 1999. My driver is Jeff Gordon. Yeah, I know he hasn't done well the last couple years, but he'll be back. I like all kinds of other sports too. I'm a pretty big Denver Broncos fan, as well as liking the Colorado Avalanche and Colorado Rockies. I also have an interest in professional wrestling. I suppose that's all there is to really say about myself. Yeah, I know. I'm a pretty boring guy.
Music: Not just one genre; I like all kinds, but here are my favorites: Johnny Cash, Toby Keith, The Eagles, Motorhead, Marty Robbins, Elvis Presley...
Movies: Talladega Nights, LOTR, The Matrix, Pirates of the Carribean, Kingpin, To Kill a Mockingbird, Titanic, 3, and a bunch of others.
TV: Denny's PBA Tour on ESPN, NASCAR of FOX, NASCAR on FX, NASCAR on NBC, NASCAR in general, Sunday Night Football, Monday Night Football, RAW, Smackdown!, Colorado Avalanche, Colorado Rockies...
Books: Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, LOTR, The Canterbury Tales, the Chronicles of Prydain, just good stuff.
Likes: Bowling, speed, football, baseball, hockey, pool, laser tag, cycling, George Bush, John McCain, pizza, ice cream, Monopoly, donuts, and other good stuff. Actually, I'll try almost anything once.
Dislikes: Basketball, rap, punk, Satan, Hugo Chavez, Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden, John Kerry, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Ted Kennedy, sushi, and people who complain about stuff that's their own damn fault. Did i mention taxes...that's a big one.
Hobbies: Bowling is the main thing nowadays.
Vices: Bowling for money.
Virtues: Me? Have virtues? I suppose I'm kind of humble (but just a little), so y'all will have to tell me about myself instead of me going and bragging.
Heroes: Lance Armstrong, Pete Weber, Walter Ray Williams Jr., Tommy Jones, Parker Bohn III, Brian Voss, Amleto Monacelli, Rick Hendrick, Kevin Williams, Johnny Cash, Shilo Gonzales, Chelbye Field, Kaleb Woodard, Lineal Floyd